The Death of the Media, Cont.

More Exciting News From Trumplandia!

Our failed media, long janissaries to Republicans,  has accepted the latest involuted narrative that The Russian Usurper did not tape his conversations with now-fired FBI director James Comey.

But why should we believe Preznint Stupid when there was no reason to believe him when he pyroflatulated his now-infamous tweet that hoped that there were no tapes of their conversation?

Here’s the sad and unavoidable truth: the preznint is a compulsive liar. I submit into evidence:

The Russian Usurper lies like others breath, autonomously, without strategy. He lies because he is lazy. Every news story needs to be filtered in our minds with whatever he is saying is a probably a lie, because chances are good that it is a lie. News stories should begin with the disclaimer that whatever it is that Trump is saying is probably another lie.

If the mango-hued shitgibbon says X on Monday and then says Y on Tuesday, both X and Y are probably lies, so the theorem seems to be

Let X ≠ X

Let Y ≠ Y

Let X = Y

Back to the tapes.

RUSSIAN USURPER: “When he found out that I, you know, that there may be tapes out there, whether it’s governmental tapes or anything else, and who knows, I think his story may have changed. I mean you’ll have to take a look at that, because then he has to tell what actually took place at the events. And my story didn’t change. My story was always a straight story. My story was always the truth.

“But you’ll have to determine for yourself whether or not his story changed. But I did not tape.”

PETUNIA: “So it was a smart way to make sure he stayed honest in those hearings?”

Such bullshit.

Mr. Art of the Deal has a not-secret history of recording people he does business with.

So what’s the truth? Trump’s Razor (An homage to William of Occam) says: Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and that answer is likely correct.

Of course he recorded the conversation with Comey, and then threatened to use those recordings against Comey. Here’s the razor:

Preznint Stupid is just too stupid to realize that those tapes would incriminate himself while supporting Comey. That is the lie X which just as likely as the lie Y (that he made up the story about taping entirely) in our theorem, above.

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3 Responses to The Death of the Media, Cont.

  1. roket says:

    Has anyone bothered to ask the Russians for a copy of their tape?


  2. paul fredine says:

    as far as his lies go, perhaps my favorite was when he was on the campaign trail he said ‘i promise you, i will never lie to you.’ i laughed and laughed and laughed.


  3. Spocko says:

    I love the Trump’s Razor idea will steal and give you credit.


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