News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Hey guys, the bane of mooselimbs everywhere, hate radio host Josh Bernstein has a great idea for stopping ter-rah-ist mass killings! Let’s listen for the first minute or so:

Trucks. He wants to regulate trucks.

What about guns, Joshie-boy?

[**crickets**]

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. paul fredine says:

    a part of me, for the sake of argument, wants to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he’s being sarcastic. then, the rest of me says, ‘no, he’s just being stupid because he has no idea what sarcasm is’. that part of me won the argument.

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  2. A.J. says:

    ….didn’t anyone try and stop him from teh stew-pud?

    Aren’t these the same poltroons who argue “new gun laws won’t prevent gun violence”?
    You know: “The bad guys, the criminals, don’t follow laws and restricting more of America’s freedoms when it comes to self-defense isn’t the answer. Not when you consider what the reality is. Bad guys don’t follow laws.” Change “more of America’s freedoms” to “panel trucks” and see how that reads.

    And, by the way, do you know who said that bit of wordspeak? Sarah She-who-won’t-go-the-fuck-away Palin.

    It’s really hard to understand these bastards.

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