Top Lawyer Hired By Top Lawyer to Be Lawyer

Jeff Sessions Dance Party

USA Today tells us…

WASHINGTON – Jeff Sessions, the nation’s chief law enforcement officer and top prosecutor, has private lawyer of his own.

Attorney Charles “Chuck” Cooper, a longtime advocate for conservative causes, has been providing counsel to the attorney general, most recently in preparation for his appearance last week before the Senate Intelligence Committee, which is investigating possible collusion between President Trump’s campaign and Russian officials.

Cooper confirmed Tuesday that he is representing the attorney general but declined further comment, citing “confidential client matters.”

…because this is what innocent people do, you know?

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III told us only last week that any suggestion he colluded with the damn commie Ruskies while he was advising (*cough* BS *cough*) the Trump campaign is “an appalling and detestable lie.”


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3 Responses to Top Lawyer Hired By Top Lawyer to Be Lawyer

  1. Feline Mama says:

    Only in ‘merika do lawyers need lawyers to defend oneself against lies & Fake News.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    “You need layers of lawyers when you’re a liar.” — Seth Meyers


  3. Pharmakeusubik says:

    How much did he charge Keebler® Sandies® Sessions for that awe inspiring testimony preparation? I wouldn’t pay five bucks for “I can’t remember,” and “I’m a delicate southern flower.”


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