News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Rainbow Chips? Naw, Starnes is crackers

We got breaking news from the smarmy, gee-shucks, low-rent Elmer Gantry, Todd Starnes! Let’s hear it from the horse’s mouth (or other orafices south of that):

He’s gonna make radio great again, by hawking his book in three hour chunks. Grifters Gotta Grift.

Jeebus weeps.

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Nora Daly says:

    Who?

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  2. M. Bouffant says:

    I don’t think what Jeeziz is doing is weeping, exactly.

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  3. paul fredine says:

    ummmm, no thanks.

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