American Carnage, Cont.

News From The Swamp


Hey guys, remember the American Carnage inauguration speech? You know the one that told us the entire country was a smoking hell hole, smoldering wreckage to be swept-away clean by the Russian Usurper? You know, like the daily way he campaigned against Chicago and Baltimore who murdered-dead innocent (white) Americans!

It seems Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions listened to the carnage, and so he’s offering extra help picking WINNERS and LOSERS as he drains the swamp by offering support to hell holes across the land:

The Justice Department has picked a dozen U.S. cities for intensive assistance fighting a rash of violent crime, including murders.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced the coordinated help Tuesday from various branches of the Justice Department, including federal prosecutors in U.S. Attorneys offices, agents from the FBI and Drug Enforcement Administration, and officials who oversee law-enforcement-focused grants.

Ooh! Ooh! Let’s get to the list of top, troubled cities that will be smiled upon by Dear Leader:

The initial round of cities selected for the newly-created Public Safety Partnership are Birmingham, Alabama; Indianapolis, Indiana; Memphis, Tennessee; Toledo, Ohio; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Buffalo, New York; Cincinnati, Ohio; Houston, Texas; Jackson, Tennessee; Kansas City, Missouri; Lansing, Michigan, and Springfield, Illinois.

Just taking a guess without even googling it: these cities are bigly GOP strongholds, amiright? Sad!

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5 Responses to American Carnage, Cont.

  1. Laura says:

    Is the Attorney General calling it The Unmancipation Proclaimation?

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Knowing Sessions’ record, I wouldn’t want any special attention from his Justice Department in my city.

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  3. Houston is not exactly a Republican stronghold. Actually, pretty much all of the big Texas cities are reliable Democratic centers. However, as soon as you slip out of the city limits…

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  4. paul fredine says:

    really. and who determined that these were the top 10 hell holes in america? was it done by popular vote or a survey of all members of aaa?

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