Happy Hour News Briefs
Say, who’s fomenting revolution today? Why, look! It‘s our old pals the Frosted Tip Twins:
Bloodshed is coming to America, and it won’t be a response to oppression but the result of aggression – against God and our constitutional form of government.
…Although the narrative is that street protests and student uprisings are simply a response to Trump as president or guest speakers with conservative values, the truth is they are coordinated attacks resulting from a subversive anti-God, anti-American ideology that has indoctrinated our universities for more than 50 years.
And then the Twins proceed to list things from 1963’s The Naked Communist. Let’s pick and choose from their list and see what they are projecting:
17) Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers’ associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
Betsy DeVos, Michelle Rhee. Check.
19) Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations, which are under Communist attack.
Milos YippeeYappyYabbaDabbDoopolis. Check.
20) Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policy-making positions.
Rupert Murdoch. Check.
21) Gain control of key positions in radio, TV and motion pictures.
Rupert Murdoch. Check.
24) Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them “censorship” and a violation of free speech and free press.
Richard Spencer, leader of the Alt-Right. Check fascists.
28) Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of “separation of church and state.”
Y’all Qaeda. Check.
42) Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition, that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use “united force” to solve economic, political or social problems.
You guys, you know, The Benham Brothers. Check.
Cognitive dissonance is a terrible thing to waste, especially in pairs.
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Doncha have to be, like ‘cognizant’, for cognitive dissonance to be a thing?
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the creepy guy in back makes it art.
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phil robertson makes it art?
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I thought it was willie Nelson
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that was my second guess.
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sorry, lost my thought. stayed with phil because i can’t imagine those bible bangers hanging with willie lest they ‘catch’ some pot cooties and sudden;y want to torch a blunt.
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Bloodshed, eh? Don’t fire til you see the frost of their tips!
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What’s with these guys and their insistence on picking people up like we used to do in 3rd grade?
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It’s their level of maturity. Same as their President.
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Anyone else think they’re into twincest.
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