If you’ve been watching unwed mother Maggie Gallagher’s former pity party, the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) since the election, you would know that the current Maggie, a chappie by the name Brian Brown has been issuing a non-stop fundraising plea with this march for marriage as the organizing principle.
So this weekend, he unleashed the steaming masses waiting to take marriage away from the ‘mos:
Fifteen minutes before the event was scheduled to begin, about 20 adults were milling around an empty stage while several children worked to unfurl large red and blue banners to carry during the march. One passerby wondered whether they were going to a kite festival. Gradually, a few more participants arrived, including five men wearing the signature capes of the group Tradition, Family and Property and carrying a “Honk for Traditional Marriage” sign.
So, I guess everyone was busy washing their hair?
Update: I was able to count every attendee. There are 47 including babies. pic.twitter.com/a8bXeCIHz6
— Beth Ethier (@missdeutsch) June 17, 2017
Maybe that’s it! They couldn’t get babysitters! So the question on tens of peoples’ lips: will Brian Brown hold another march for marriage following this humiliating turnout?
“Every year, we’re going to be here whether there’s thousands or hundreds or tens” of people, he said.
“…as long as you rubes keep paying my salary,” Brown did not say, as he composed his next fundraising letter in his mind.
So that’s a yes. Grifters Gotta Grift