Fashion-forward douche-bro Jared Kushner is packing the ol’ flack blazer and heading to the Middle East to broker world peace between the jewishes and the palestineos:
Going on the trip will be White House senior adviser Jared Kushner, who is Trump’s son-in-law and husband of his daughter Ivanka Trump, and Jason Greenblatt, a top national security aide. Greenblatt will arrive in the region on Monday and Kushner on Wednesday.
Gotta love that: Greenblatt arrives, does the work, then Kushner arrives and does exactly what?
…Kushner and Greenblatt will have meetings in Jerusalem and Ramallah to hear directly from the Israeli and Palestinian leadership “about their priorities and potential next steps,” the official said.
Because, gee, no one knows that they want. ‘Tis a mystery why no one ever thought to ask before.
Then Fratsputin have some avo toast, once he’s done with that, and sign a few deals, and maybe look into what their extradition policy is with the United States, you know, just in case.
I’m not opposed to sending Fratsputin to the Middle East, I get bummed thinking about his return.