Happy Hour News Briefs
Our old pal Coach Dave went to a Gay Pride March…
…and came back to declare holy war. Why? Because the ‘mos sang Jeebus Loves Me.
“You ain’t got any idea of the war that’s raging outside the four walls of the church. Pollyanna, stick-your-head-in-the-sand ostriches! That’s all you are! That’s all you are. ‘Well, just share the love of Jesus with them.’ Hey, they think Jesus loves them; they think we’re the evil ones! Don’t you understand what’s going on? Don’t you know it’s a war? Don’t you know they want your children? Don’t you know they’re occupying your pulpits? Don’t you understand that those same people singing ‘Jesus loves you this I know’ want to kill us?”
What more proof does Dave need to declare a holy war?