18-Minutes Missing, 2-Weeks Late (as usual)

Small White Hand and No Integrity
The stolen Trump family coat of arms (Photo: Janet Hudson/Flickr)

And here we go again with the two-weeks into the memory hole. See if you can spot the moment the Russian Usurper’s Ambulance Chaser Jay Sekulow begins dissembling:

DICKERSON: The president said last week he would release the tapes of – if there were tapes – of his conversation this week. That hasn’t happened. Where is that?

SEKULOW: I think the president is going to address that in the week ahead. There was a lot of issues this past week. The President gave a major address in Cuba, but we had the assassination attempt of Steve Scalise. There were a lot of intervening factors. So the issue of the tapes, I think right now was not priority issue number one when the country was facing an assassination attempt on Steve Scalise and other members of Congress and their staffs by the way. And our thoughts and prayers are still with him. I know he’s still in a very difficult situation. But also, he gave a major address in the situation in Cuba and the attempt there to reconcile and redraft a policy that makes sense so the president has a lot of issues and I think it shows that the president is concentrating on governing. This issue will be addressed in due course and I suspect next week.

It’s always two-weeks away with these guys, no matter what the topic is, it is always two-weeks away.

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12 Responses to 18-Minutes Missing, 2-Weeks Late (as usual)

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    I thought lawyers were supposed to be precise in their language. There are two critical ambiguities in one sentence. The first is:

    “The President gave a major address in Cuba…”

    Trump was in Cuba? They can keep him. The second is

    “…but we had the assassination attempt of Steve Scalise.”

    First of all, an assassination attempt is, by definition, a deliberate attack against a specific target, not a random victim in a mass shooting involving a volley of bullets. Finally, the correct preposition to use is “on”, not “of” (using “of” could infer that Scalise was the assassin).

    If this is the guy Trump is relying on to keep him out of trouble, he’s in trouble.


  2. Jim says:

    In fairness, the Mustache of Understanding was always telling us that the Iraq War would turn to the better every six months, so….


  3. Bruce388 says:

    “There was a lot of issues this past week.” Whatever Mr. Sekulow is charging, it’s too much.

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  4. I expect he will trot out “the dog ate my homework” excuse shortly.


  5. “Two Weeks!” was a running joke in the movie “the Money Pit”


  6. mgpaquin says:

    So. Two weeks is now the “Trump Unit,” as 6 months became the “Friedman Unit?” Sounds fair.


  7. paul fredine says:

    because it takes soooo much time, thought and effort to just say ‘yes’ or ‘no’.


  8. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Say’s everybody.


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