“If I don’t qualify it, you’ll accuse me of lying. So I need to be correct as best I can. … I’m not able to be rushed this fast. It makes me nervous.” — AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions replying to uppity negress (Hat tip: The Rude Pundit) California Senator Kamala Harris
…but not to worry, the men scolded Harris, interrupting her time to question the evil elf.
Sessions probably has won the golden ticket to The Grand Jury. More quotes:
Sessions: “I appreciate the opportunity to respond to questions as fully as the Lord enables me to do so.”
To Sen. Angus King (I-Maine), on whether the Russians interfered with the 2016 election: “It appears so. The intelligence community seems to be united in that.”
To Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), on whether he knows if Trump records conversations: “I do not.”
On whether there’d be an obligation to preserve such records: “I don’t know, Senator Rubio. Probably so.”