Some Covfefe For Your Coffee, Republicans?

The Official Trump Portrait is hung (but Trump isn’t)
[H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D]

Trump calls his trickle-down healthcare bill ‘mean’

Dear Republicans,

Aren’t you glad you hitched your star to this guy?

You voted for the shit sandwich health-care bill after being told that you were doing your duty for your leader.

You listened to the White House’s non-stop pleading, begging, and mewling.

You probably got a phone call from The Big Termite, the obvious anagram Reince Priebus or even the Russian Usurper himself. No pressure there, amiright?

You lied to your constituents in Possum Hollar that the bill helped cover more people, for less money.

You celebrated passing that stone with the Russian Usurper in the Rose Garden, wherein he congratulated himself. It was in all the news, with pictures of you grinning as you stripped healthcare from tens of millions of Americans. Holding a can of cheap beer, too.

Suckers. You got played like a rube in Times Square just off the turnip truck.

The Russian Usurper has told senators the House bill is “mean” and says it doesn’t do enough to cover people.

Well, YOUR preznint just put YOU at risk. Showed YOUR constituents that the hated Dims were right all along. Your voters love, Love, LOVE him. You? Naw, they don’t love you much.

Makes you kinda mad, huh?

So, you’re a Republican member of Congress, are you going to help the next time after YOUR preznint just gave you a Cleaveland Steamer  after you cast a vote for him?

Your pal,


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5 Responses to Some Covfefe For Your Coffee, Republicans?

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Just hold on there. Trump is a very loyal guy. His third wife told us so.

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  2. Trump is like that witness who goes on the stand and does the opposite of what you told them to just because they feel like it.

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  3. roket says:

    Looks like it’s going to be a rough day for republicans. Thanks, Karma.


  4. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

    He was appealing to his base.

    They like that it’s mean, because they still think the leopards are only going to eat the faces of those evil lazy inferior swarthy folks.

    It would be fun to watch the mean and stupid people get what they deserve, except for the fact that those of us who deserve better will ALSO get what the mean and stupid people deserve. 😦

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  5. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy Ten!

    The Ol’ Pussy Grabber is an unproductive malignant narcissistic personality disorder. Unproductive because he lacks any executive functioning skills at all. Executive functioning is planning, execution of plans, concentration, emotional and impulse management, you know the grown up stuff. Malignant because he has significant features of psychopathy: lacks empathy and guilt and has a huge sadistic streak. Narcissist because he cares only for himself and needs constant affirmation to maintain his bloated false self. Roll them all together and you’ve got an incompetent know-nothing that has to fight and undercut everyone. This is why we need not fear the Ol’ Pussy Grabber’s or the GOP’s legislative agenda. He will fight with Congress as much as he’ll fight with his cabinet or other world leaders. It is all he can do.



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