Fashion Week Continues!

Fashion Week

OK, gents, get those gams in great shape for next season’s dressier look: Lance Armstrong meet Brooks Brothers circa 1988. The red shorts, as an accessory, really make the outfit. Tucking in the coat makes it ART!

(Hat tip: sekrit scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the Twitter machine)

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12 Responses to Fashion Week Continues!

  1. Nora Daly says:

    The Hell?

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Shouldn’t the Depends be on the inside?

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  3. It’s like Mad-Libs meets Exquisite Corpse, gets stonkered on tequila and woke up in a pool of vomit in a sewing room and found this on the mannequin.

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  4. I want a boy with the right alterations,
    shoulder pads, thigh highs, and sharp as a tack.
    He’s wearing tiny glasses,
    He’s got matching gloves
    He’s walking the catwalk
    and getting it done,
    I want a boy in the short shorts on shorts
    and a long…jacket.

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    • tommyspoon says:

      I want a boy with harlequin spandex
      I want a boy with the best purple hose
      I want a boy whose goggles are windexed
      So he can see all the poseurs in droves

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  5. Mr DeBakey says:

    I feel like getting arrested today; Hmmmm, what should I wear?

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  6. Mr DeBakey says:

    Also
    It looks like he stole the shirt off of a jockey’s back!

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Are those red shorts supposed to emulate that red Speedo Superman wears over his blue leotard?

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  8. MDavis says:

    What was the movie where everyone was required to change their underwear hourly and wear them on the outside of their clothes so that it could be verified?

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  9. paul fredine says:

    oh, HELL no!

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