Today, in Head-Desk Banging News

I read the news today, oh boy.

Media Matters tells us about this meeting of the minds:

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE (CO-HOST): I don’t think this is a deal that anybody should be crying about. Like we said, it’s nonbinding, and the United States is already a clean energy, oil and gas leader. So, we can keep doing what we’re doing, we can keep reducing our emissions. Why would we in fact put ourselves at an economic disadvantage, giving and subsidizing an economic windfall to other countries, in sort of a climate redistribution of wealth scheme? It makes no sense to me.

I think he did the brave and courageous thing, and in fact, I told him that this morning at 8AM, when he called. And I spoke to him about it, and this was something very much so on his mind, but he seemed like–

GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): Wait a second, who called you?

GUILFOYLE: The president.


DANA PERINO (CO-HOST): To ask about climate change?

GUTFELD: Why did he call you?

GUILFOYLE: Climate change, taxes. The Five.

GUTFELD: I think that you buried the lede here.

PERINO: You just tried to slip that in there, just like maybe it happens all the time.

GUTFELD: I know, yeah, the president called me at 8 in the morning.

GUILFOYLE: It said “unknown,” I thought it was Fox News. But then he said he loves The Five, “terrific show.” said to say hello to all of you.

Amazing that Boeing doesn’t harness this empty wind tunnel to test their planes. Sweet Jeebus, he really called Hot Lips (her SF nickname when she was married to then-Mayor Gavin Newsom and was always freshly lip plumped) to ask her about her opinion?

Spicy, you need to get on this stat: did you get asked YOUR opinion?! She’s coming for your job!

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6 Responses to Today, in Head-Desk Banging News

  1. roket says:

    When Kimberly Guilfoyle speaks, the King of the Forest listens. I’m shocked I tell you.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    Knowing how much Trump hates compliments, this must have been an awkward conversation.


  3. Laura says:

    Thank goodness he only needed one hand to hold the phone . . . .


  4. the real WTF there is her describing the US as a ‘Clean Energy, Oil and Gas leader’

    The song from Sesame Street springs to mind “One of these things, is not like the others…”


  5. paul fredine says:

    how’d he get the number to her shoe-phone? did she make sure she lowered the ‘cone-of-silence’. was that before or after she took her meds to help with all those voices in her head? (oh, sorry, she heard him so it was obviously before). and after that did she accept a collect call from gawd to discuss the situation in middle earth?

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