News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Potato slop maven and end-time preacher/grifter Jim Bakker connects the dots as few can: We are in End Times (“buy my buckets of potato slop!”) because Ringling Brothers circus closed and on the same day, the Russian Usurper was putting his electoral college map into the wailing wall.

Makes you think, don’t it?

And then he goes on to state that it is against the law for elephants to be in circuses (it isn’t) and compares that to abortions. Because? Um, the elephant is the symbol of the Republican party? Yeah, that’s it. He says Gawd told him so.

You really cannot make up stuff like this.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. ming says:

    Actually, I’m pretty sure that you can make this stuff up.

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  2. roket says:

    That’s not how I interpreted it. My god told me that the elephants represent Trump and his administration, who will be put out to pasture, and the circus represents the republican party, who are closing due to lack of interest. Guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

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  3. Sean666 says:

    That bastard should be in a prison cell with Maddof for the rest of his life for swindling seniors back in the 80’s and 90’s with his “Church” time share SCAM . He is just as sleazy as Trump but not as clever. The fact that he is on TV pushing a new scam on the stupid is disgusting.

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  4. paul fredine says:

    a panel of stupid.

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  5. paul fredine says:

    okay, the hillary step has (or maybe has not, reports vary) but all it means is the climb/descent will become more difficult. if it happened it doesn’t appear as if anybody was hurt. what did ‘god’s bff and slop bucket peddler’ have to say about a landslide on everest that buried a village and killed 300 people in 2015? oh, that’s right. if he mentioned it at all it was obama’s fault, abortion and ‘the gayz’.

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  6. Still looking for an honest republican

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