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Potato slop maven and end-time preacher/grifter Jim Bakker connects the dots as few can: We are in End Times (“buy my buckets of potato slop!”) because Ringling Brothers circus closed and on the same day, the Russian Usurper was putting his electoral college map into the wailing wall.
Makes you think, don’t it?
And then he goes on to state that it is against the law for elephants to be in circuses (it isn’t) and compares that to abortions. Because? Um, the elephant is the symbol of the Republican party? Yeah, that’s it. He says Gawd told him so.
You really cannot make up stuff like this.