News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Is it already time for potato slop bucket maven and end-times preacher Jim Bakker to tell us that we are on the edge of a civil war?

Why, yes. Yes it is. Grifters Gotta Grift.

Not that this is very scientific, but when I googled Jim Bakker and civil war, I got 50 return hits. So you know, his prophecies are somewhat suspect, especially as they are designed to get you to fork over Ameros to buy his Tasty Pantry Deluxe Bucket with over 10,000 servings.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Nora Daly says:

    He has zero credibility!

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  2. M. Bouffant says:

    About a quarter per serving? Hmmm …

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  3. Mr DeBakey says:

    A Civil War?
    Does it sound like this:

    “Excuse me, Sir, but I feel its important to advise you we begin bombing at sunrise.”
    “Why thank-you my good man. I’ll ensure that we’re all in shelters before then. You’re tie -awesome, stunning – where did you ever find it?”

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    $2,800? 10,472 servings? Must be one hell of a bucket.

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