As The Swallows Return to Capistrano…

Sean pines away his days.

…and bees in honey drown, Sean Hannity is theorizing conspiracy again/still about Seth Rich’s murder:

Fox News’ Sean Hannity on Tuesday night updated his viewers on his baseless conspiracy theory about the murder of DNC staffer Seth Rich even though he has promised not to talk about Rich anymore.

Now bear in mind that Hannity has long disclaimed that he is not a reporter, and uses that as his Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Card as you read this next part:

“But I also promised you, my audience, my loyal audience, that I will not stop investigating. I will not stop asking questions,” he continued. “And at a very high level, the bottom line here is the family wants the truth and I think the country deserves the truth, because this impacts so much of what the narrative in this country is now about, which is the left and their conspiracy theory. Now I can report, I am making progress. We will have a lot more coming probably sooner than later.”

And of course being something of a world-class narcissist himself, the story becomes all about him, Him, HIM!!1!

He then complained that he has been labeled a conspiracy theorist “because I dare to ask questions” and claimed that liberals are trying to get his show cancelled by going after his advertisers. Several companies have pulled ads from the show following his relentless coverage of the Seth Rich conspiracy theory, though USAA has said it will again begin airing ads on “Hannity.”

I’m told that the screen behind him read something about Liberal Fascism, so product placement for Doughy Pantload’s remaindered screed? Grifters Gotta Grift after all.

Hannity reports, you decide!


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6 Responses to As The Swallows Return to Capistrano…

  1. osirisopto says:

    next he’ll send a team of “investigators” to nova scotia and then wham bam Sean Hannity for Presinint.

    You’ve got to admit he smarter than Trump. Hannity can at least hold a job.


  2. MADVargr says:

    Based on “OJ rules”, the fact Hannity pledged to never stop looking for Rich’s murderer means we all know who did it.


  3. moeman says:

    he’s just as ugly on the outside.


  4. roket says:

    I forsee a cease and desist letter in his future.


  5. OH god you had to mention doughy pantload who took a dump in our local paper’s editorials today proclaiming that Healthcare in the US is GREAT because if you leave out automobile accidents and murder we have the same life expectancy as Denmark and so we don’t have to do all that icky soshulism stuff because we’re numbah one already! With a bullet!


  6. what a fucking ghoul, and I say that as a zombie.

    Hannity, Delete your account. Then go kill yourself.


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