Happy Hour News Briefs
Last night I was awakened with an intense and fiery word from the Lord that I will attempt to convey. This is what I heard:
“Jesus was the last man that had the character in place to actually sustain the call upon His life. Since then no one has had the character-base necessary for the great assignments that I have given out. Do not wrongly assume that I only call those who are qualified. I, instead, continually work to qualify the called, but I have amazing patience for that process. Yes, I am actively at work in upgrading My Trump card’s character even through the fire he is going through…”
Dude, isn’t it bad form to be putting words into Dawg’s mouth? Also/too: Gawd makes puns? It continues:
“I chose Trump for purposes you must yet be patient to watch for.
[Ed: Gawd has a problem with prepositions?]
The hordes of hell in media have rallied in mass under Leviathan, but I will crush them under the forces that I have released under My trusted archangel Gabriel. He will be instrumental in devastating media outlets that do not position themselves as lovers of truth and goodness. There will be in-house fires that will not be able to be put out in some major media outlets. There will be the hanging by the very noose they have created for others.
Gawd hate the media, just like Republicans. Weird, huh?
“I have chosen Trump and his unique skill set to repair your national economy and to, by extension, repair the economy of the nations. It is not a smooth uncomplicated process, but it is a process I will help him with.
Anyway it goes on and on and on.
The Prophet Johnny Enlow never heard that brevity is the art of wit.