Well, That’s A Relief

The Russian Usurper wants us all to know that he never outed the Israeli intelligence source to the Russian spies whom he invited into the oval office. He wants us to know that as he stands next to Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Just to emphasize that he never said it to the Russians, so you know it was just more fake news, which I guess he is now confirming.

(Hat tip: Crooks and Liars who give us a pro tip: watch ol’ Benjie’s face, and then the bum’s rush to get him outta there before he confirms that Israel is a nuclear power. But I’m only guessing.)

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5 Responses to Well, That’s A Relief

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He’s so stupid, he actually thinks that he’d have to mention Israel by name to give away their intelligence operations.


  2. Ellis Weiner says:

    Cue Basil Fawlty: Don’t say anything about the WAR.


  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Ehay aidsay Raelisay.
    Eesay? Onay oblempray!!!


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Give Trump a break. He’s exhausted.


  5. MDavis says:

    I never touched the cookie jar! (wipes crumbs from face, tosses away stick, kicks broken bits of cookie-jar pottery) I never touched the cookie jar, another story ruined!


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