How To Keep Out Of the Cornfield

Reminder: Do Not Use This Picture of Trump. Tell a friend. Let’s wipe out the usage of this picture in our lifetimes.

I wish this was a joke:

…To prepare for his trip, Trump has been meeting with briefers including Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis, White House national security adviser H.R. McMaster, deputy national security adviser Dina Powell and senior adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner.

Conversations with some officials who have briefed Trump and others who are aware of how he absorbs information portray a president with a short attention span.

He likes single-page memos and visual aids like maps, charts, graphs and photos.

National Security Council officials have strategically included Trump’s name in “as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he’s mentioned,” according to one source, who relayed conversations he had with NSC officials.

Trump likes to look at a map of the country involved when he learns about a topic.

It must be like training a not-very-bright dog: say his name and watch him cock his head.

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12 Responses to How To Keep Out Of the Cornfield

  1. Nangleator says:

    Who knew you could affect global politics with a children’s name book?

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  2. Someone needs to make a feature length movie called Kindergarten Trump. The material is there, it just needs to be written.

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  3. Redhand says:

    Love that last comment, except this dog has a vicious streak and might take a chunk out of your leg if he gets too frustrated.

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    Can we send Bill Mumy with the Idiot in Chief. In case IiC wants to start a war or insult someone.
    He shoulda’ been sent to the cornfield a long time ago.

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  5. C Montgomery Burns says:

    No matter how much you study, train or convince yourself otherwise. it’s still the same old pile of shyte.

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  6. We’ve entered the “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” phase of American History :

    6:00 AM Alarm goes off, dogs jump on me to make sure I know the alarm is going off.
    6:03 AM Turn on coffeemaker, let dogs outside, pick up newspaper, open it.
    6:03:05 AM See headlines, start screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
    6:04 AM – 10:54 PM “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
    10:55 PM “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
    10:55:02 PM Collapse into bed hoarse and exhausted…

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  7. MDavis says:

    I fail to see why this is a surprise to anyone. It’s like that Casablanca scene, you know, “I am shocked, shocked that Trump is an insufferable egomaniac, and is too illiterate to know what that means.”

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