News That Will Drive You To Drink

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WASHINGTON – Superstar Chuck Norris wants everyone to know he’s not looking for a job, but …

If President Trump, whom he supported for president in 2016, wants him to replace James Comey as FBI director, he’s ready, willing and available.

While promoting his new bottled water in Utah this weekend, Norris said: “If someone has to clean it up, and it has to be me, I’ll take the job.”

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Ellis Weiner says:

    How about if we need some Neanderthal cretin to go fuck himself? Is he available for that job?

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Chuck Norris has been a Texas Ranger so he has experience in law enforcement.

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  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    OK.
    And, we have now officially gone thru the looking glass.

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  4. roket says:

    Personally I think a hologram of Bruce Lee would make a better FBI Director.

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  5. Nora Daly says:

    Oh sweet Jebus on a pogo stick!

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  6. Infidel753 says:

    Ted Nugent isn’t available?

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    My favorite detail is that he was hawking Chuck Norris bottled water- it’s like a fist to your thirst!

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