Callista Gingrich Just Made Eiron the Goddess of Irony Laugh So Hard She Farted


You cannot make up shit like this: Callista Gingrich set to be named ambassador to the Vatican

The Russian Usurper is really going to appoint staff-banging, serial-adulterer Noot’s Blowjob Queen Wife #3 to the Holy See?

The White House hopes to announce her nomination before President Donald Trump meets with Pope Francis on May 24 in Rome… Gingrich is a devout Catholic, telling the Christian Broadcasting Network in a 2011 interview that she has “always been a very spiritual person.”

“I’m always on my knees,” Callista didn’t gulp.

(I’m not religious, let alone Catholic, but even I am offended by this.)

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10 Responses to Callista Gingrich Just Made Eiron the Goddess of Irony Laugh So Hard She Farted

  1. moeman says:

    The Vatican is expert territory for blowjobs.


  2. Feline Mama says:

    The Pope will comment, when he stops laughing & brushes up on his Exorcism skills. He got a lot of work to do & holy water to cook!!!!

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  3. another kiwi says:

    This just weird. I gotta lay off the bue cheese before bedtime. Waittaminit, I’m awake!!


    • another kiwi says:

      Blue cheese. I meant blue cheese.


    • tengrain says:

      Kiwi – I’m impressed that you didn’t go with blew cheese. I woulda, but my Freudian slip goes to my ankles so fast I’m surprised China doesn’t have an earthquake, usually.



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  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    Make that Holy Seed . . .


  5. angryspittle says:

    She’s the perfect fit. After all didn’t Jesus consort with whores?


  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    All is forgiven, as long as you are a Republican. Meanwhile, Monica will never be forgiven… mainly because Jonah Goldberg was hired because his mom got her hands on the cumstained dress.


  7. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Pope mode activate.


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