You cannot make up shit like this: Callista Gingrich set to be named ambassador to the Vatican
The Russian Usurper is really going to appoint staff-banging, serial-adulterer Noot’s Blowjob Queen Wife #3 to the Holy See?
The White House hopes to announce her nomination before President Donald Trump meets with Pope Francis on May 24 in Rome… Gingrich is a devout Catholic, telling the Christian Broadcasting Network in a 2011 interview that she has “always been a very spiritual person.”
“I’m always on my knees,” Callista didn’t gulp.
(I’m not religious, let alone Catholic, but even I am offended by this.)