You cannot make up shit like this: Callista Gingrich set to be named ambassador to the Vatican
The Russian Usurper is really going to appoint staff-banging, serial-adulterer Noot’s Blowjob Queen Wife #3 to the Holy See?
The White House hopes to announce her nomination before President Donald Trump meets with Pope Francis on May 24 in Rome… Gingrich is a devout Catholic, telling the Christian Broadcasting Network in a 2011 interview that she has “always been a very spiritual person.”
“I’m always on my knees,” Callista didn’t gulp.
(I’m not religious, let alone Catholic, but even I am offended by this.)
The Vatican is expert territory for blowjobs.
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It doesn’t hurt to have another expert on the premises.
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The Pope will comment, when he stops laughing & brushes up on his Exorcism skills. He got a lot of work to do & holy water to cook!!!!
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This just weird. I gotta lay off the bue cheese before bedtime. Waittaminit, I’m awake!!
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Blue cheese. I meant blue cheese.
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Kiwi – I’m impressed that you didn’t go with blew cheese. I woulda, but my Freudian slip goes to my ankles so fast I’m surprised China doesn’t have an earthquake, usually.
Rgds,
TG
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Make that Holy Seed . . .
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She’s the perfect fit. After all didn’t Jesus consort with whores?
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All is forgiven, as long as you are a Republican. Meanwhile, Monica will never be forgiven… mainly because Jonah Goldberg was hired because his mom got her hands on the cumstained dress.
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Pope mode activate.
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