Voter Fraud EO Signed

(The Hill) President Trump is planning on hanging a map displaying his 2016 Electoral College victory in the White House, according to a report.

Oh dear, the Russian Usurper who lost the popular vote by over 3 million Americans (if they WERE Americans!) wants to look into voter fraud. You know, because “in addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally,” —or all of California, which probably doesn’t have any REAL Americans!— and of all them swarthy immigrants (but not Russians?) who no doubt voted for Hillary Clinton bigly, and don’t it make his red map blue?

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday creating a commission to examine voter fraud and voter suppression, after repeatedly claiming, without evidence, that fraudulent voting constitutes a major and ongoing problem in the United States…

…Vice President Mike Pence will serve as the commission’s chairman, and controversial Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach will serve as its vice chairman. Kobach, a prominent GOP figure known for his tough stance on immigration, met with Trump at his Bedminster resort in New Jersey last November during the presidential transition period and was at one point believed to be a possible pick to lead the Department of Homeland Security.

Kobach wouldn’t be happy if only white cisgendered males voted, he’d want them to be members of his own neighborhood church, and he’d still give them the flinty eye as he would demand three forms of pictured ID (notarized) and a statement of authenticity from the Franklin Mint.

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6 Responses to Voter Fraud EO Signed

  1. Karla says:

    Kobach knows an awful lot about voter suppression, so ‘yay, an expert’ ?


  2. roket says:

    Let the fabrication begin.


  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday creating a commission to examine voter fraud and voter suppression” Wouldn’t it be nice if they really did look into voter suppression? Yeah, I know. But pipe dreams are all I have these days.


    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Actually, unfortunately, the more I think about it the more i feel that they likely will look into voter suppression. But only with an eye towards how to do it better in the next election.


  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    The new first test for being able to vote:


  5. paul fredine says:

    meanwhile, we’re still waiting for greg phillips of ‘true the vote’ to release THE LIST (complete with names?) of the 3 million….at least….illegal votes that supposedly went to hillary and kept captain nauseating from winning the popular vote outright because isn’t that what really matters here, that president excrement is the ‘most popular preznint in the history of preznints’ he wants to continually claim he is? this e.o should be called the I WILL BE VALIDATED DAMMIT! order.


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