Pop Quiz!

[Ed: Nominations closed. — TG]

The Angry Inch, Dumb Spice

Tiger Beat on the Potomac:

Trump was pleased with deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ performance on Friday, when she first filled in for Spicer on camera during the midday briefing, three White House aides said, adding that he has talked about grooming her for Spicer’s more visible role.

They said the press team’s much-criticized handling of Trump’s decision Tuesday to fire FBI Director James Comey may have further made the case to Trump that Sanders should take over the podium.

So Elmer Gantry’s Daughter is in the wings, a figurative Eve Harrington ready to shiv Margo Channing (Dumb Spice, The Angry Inch) to be the new Press Secretary/Propagandist?

We need a MPS sobriquet for Sarah Huckabee Sanders. For 1/17th of 1% of your midterm grade, name her.  At a later day, we will put the nominations up to a (rigged) vote as is our tradition as un-Americans.

In the comments, #2 Lead Pencils only.

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46 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Alternate Spice

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  2. Steve-O says:

    Lying Hillbilly Princess

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  3. w3ski says:

    Squirrel Spice

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  4. Shempetta or Arky Spice.

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  5. C Montgomery Burns says:

    She seems like she would snap at any moment so – Snappy.
    Although I like – Who?
    And that fashion sense.

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  6. Osirisopto says:

    Ghomerella

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  7. Perdurabo says:

    Griselda Gantry

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  8. Tom O'Shea says:

    Possum Queen.

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  9. Tom O'Shea says:

    Elmira Gantry

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  10. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Found him. For now.

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  11. Sirius Lunacy says:

    SHuckabee

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  12. DarkStar says:

    Huckleberry

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  13. tommyspoon says:

    Pris-tene

    [Tengrain was here!]

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  14. Abu Scooter says:

    Sarah, Plain and Stupid

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  15. buckobear says:

    Smarmy Whatabee

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  16. owlbutts says:

    Elma Gantrette

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  17. The Match says:

    Traitorous Bitch seems to cover it

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  18. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Keeping with a Dune theme: Sandworm.

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  19. DarkStar says:

    Completly
    Untruthful
    Noxious
    Troll

    [Tengrain was here!]

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  20. Condi says:

    Melange Spice

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  21. Ed Ratkoski says:

    Aw Shucks Sanders

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  22. Mr DeBakey says:

    Elly Mae

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  23. purplehead says:

    Frahd pah

    (Fried Pie, in English)

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  24. (I used an HB pencil on mine)….

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  25. sleeve98 says:

    The Hillbetty

    (I couldn’t think of a good way to reduce “Bene Gesserit Soothsayer Reverend Mother Gaius Helena Mohaim”)

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  26. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I grabbed the pussy of the waitress
    Just like I always do
    How was I to know
    She was with the Russians too

    I laundered money out of Cyprus
    I took a little risk
    Send Sarah, Sean and Conway
    Let’s obfuscate all this

    I called it all fake news
    But still I got stuck
    Between a rock and a hard place
    And now I might be f@*ked
    Yes, now I might be f@*ked
    Well, now I might be f@*ked

    I fired Mr Comey
    I’m a desperate man
    Send Sarah Sean and Conway
    The Sh*t has hit the fan

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  27. Russ says:

    ‘Eve a Huck

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  28. ltelf says:

    Gomer Boo Boo

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  29. Russ says:

    Huck-a-she.

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  30. Jinger Goebbels.

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  31. picodamus says:

    Mayella Tool

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  32. Papa Wheelie says:

    Spawn in the Game

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  33. picodamus says:

    Dewey Dell Blunderin’

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  34. Oldladyblue says:

    Sour Huckleberry Slanders

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  35. another kiwi says:

    Voted Most Likely to be a Mouthpiece of Fascists.

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  36. The Large Adult Daughter. (Don’t–I’m someone’s Large Adult Daughter, too, you know.) For now, I think of her as “The Understudy”.

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  37. Stephen Lassiter says:

    Be the first to like this.

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