Get off the Cross, Mark Green

Get Off The Cross

Hair Führer’s THIRD choice to be the secretary of the Army has withdrawn his nomination following the revelation (see what I did there?) of his many, Many, MANY strange theocratical pronouncements (from Darwin to LGBTQ people, with stops in-between for Mooselimbs) is a Xristian Soldier who wanted to go onward to the Crusades.

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“Tragically, my life of public service and my Christian beliefs have been mischaracterized and attacked by a few on the other side of the aisle for political gain.”

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6 Responses to Get off the Cross, Mark Green

  1. Nora Daly says:

    Tiny violin!

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  2. roket says:

    “Stop mischaracterizing me by quoting me verbatim,” he did not say.

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  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Onward Christian Snowflakes.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Bruce388 says:

    “I’ll have the best people. The BEST!!!”

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  5. “No fair! I said those thing when I thought you people weren’t listening!”

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