Mike Pence To Host Cinco de Mayo

“¡K Pasta, Amoebas!”

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us:

Vice President Mike Pence will host a Cinco de Mayo celebration on Thursday, keeping up a longstanding tradition some in the Hispanic community weren’t sure would continue in the Trump administration.

“Bueños snowshoes!”

I wonder why they thought that?

An official in Pence’s office said it’s unclear whether President Donald Trump, who marked Cinco de Mayo last year with a tweet about a taco bowl, will attend the White House celebration. Trump’s headed to New York City on Thursday to join Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull at an event to mark the Battle of the Coral Sea aboard the USS Intrepid.

I cannot imagine that the 4th Reich could find anyone whiter if they tried. Maybe they can get Best Foods to be the corporate sponsor?

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8 Responses to Mike Pence To Host Cinco de Mayo

  1. Karla says:

    They should have Munoz host — at least his last name sounds Hispanic.
    But that would mean that they weren’t entirely tone deaf, so yeah.


  2. Feline Mama says:

    Why can’t we have President Obama or VP Biden doing this ????????????? OH, wait, NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!


  3. Mr DeBakey says:

    There is a gag-line about Cinco de Intrepid in here somewhere


    • Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

      The flying samurai of Mangaland tried their damnedest, but they never managed to Cinco de Intrepid. 😉


  4. roket says:

    Don’t let him wear a sombrero or someone might mistake him for a piñata!!


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