The $41M Amero Booty Call

It’s a known fact that the reason The Russian Usurper flees the White House on the weekends is that he wants to get his freak on with Russian Pee Hookers his lovely wife, Melanoma, who it seems charges him retail for out of town, full-weekend hook-ups. (Wouldn’t you think that the Art of the Deal maker could have negotiated better terms with his wife, or at least struck some sort of tax pass through?)

This is your tax money at work, folks, helping a geriatric sex abuser release steam.

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5 Responses to The $41M Amero Booty Call

  1. Bruce388 says:

    True, it’s expensive, but the lease on Melania is up soon. Time to kick Jared to the curb and marry Ivanka. It’s legal in most red states.

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  2. roket says:

    Don’t forget Trump Tower. Most likely in perpetuity, also too.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Hey, it’s a small price to keep him off the streets.

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    Somehow I can’t buy this! Any of it!

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  5. laura says:

    I had no idea that FEMA camps were where the preznit gets his freak on.
    The more you know . . .

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