News That Will Drive You To Drink

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President Donald Trump has invited conservative leaders to the White House on Thursday for what they expect will be the ceremonial signing of a long-awaited—and highly controversial—executive order on religious liberty, according to multiple people familiar with the situation.

Two senior administration officials confirmed the plan, though one cautioned that it hasn’t yet been finalized, and noted that lawyers are currently reviewing and fine-tuning the draft language. Thursday is the National Day of Prayer, and the White House was already planning to celebrate the occasion with faith leaders.

The United States of We Don’t Serve Your Kind? What’s going on?

The original draft order, which would have established broad exemptions for people and groups to claim religious objections under virtually any circumstance, was leaked to The Nation on Feb. 1—the handiwork, many conservatives believed, of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, who have sought to project themselves as friendly to the LGBT community. Liberals blasted the draft order as government-licensed discrimination, and the White House distanced itself from the leaked document in a public statement.

 So the obvious question: Where is Pence?

The signing would represent a major triumph for Vice President Mike Pence—whose push for religious-freedom legislation backfired mightily when he served as governor of Indiana—and his allies in the conservative movement.

No kidding. He tanked the economy of Indiana and probably would have gone down in flames in his re-election campaign if he had not been pulled to join the 4th Reich.

Pence and a small team of conservative allies quickly began working behind the scenes to revise the language, and in recent weeks have ratcheted up the pressure on Trump to sign it. The new draft is being tightly held, but one influential conservative who saw the text said it hasn’t been dialed back much—if at all—since the February leak. “The language is very, very strong,” the source said.

I’m not a pundit, nor a legal scholar, but this seems like it would—and should—be instantly challenged, though Jefferson Beauregard Sessions would probably love enforcing it and defending it.

Also/too: the protests will be yuge. I wonder if Melanoma and The First Shady know how to do their own roots?

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Nora Daly says:

    Haters gotta hate!


  2. Bruce388 says:

    Thursday is the National Day of Prayer? It didn’t work on November 8th, it isn’t going to work on Thursday.


  3. MDavis says:

    The order doesn’t actually say “only Christians (of our kind) need apply”, did it?
    Also, from the Nation link –
    “…and that human life begins at conception and merits protection at all stages of life.”
    Does this count as simple irony, or as internally inconsistent pretzel logic, on which these idjits should choke, figuratively speaking? Or perhaps “protection” means something different if you are a cult Christian – er, or should I say ‘religious person’? (answer: No. No I should not)


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