Ayn Rand Fanboi To Teach Dystopian Visions Course

“Which dimension am I in today?”

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as RAND PAUL, from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in THE 2016 GOAT RODEO and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never, will be teaching “a course on ‘dystopian visions’ next fall in the Columbian College of Arts and Sciences, the school’s dean confirmed Thursday.”

You really cannot make up this shit.

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4 Responses to Ayn Rand Fanboi To Teach Dystopian Visions Course

  1. roket says:

    Most people who are forced to change their goal from Senator/President to Senator/Professor would be unhappy about it, but not Senator/Professor Paul. He’s always unhappy about everything.

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  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Does this mean he too will be pulling a Chaffetz (picture that) and suddenly retiring after he gets his surgery paid for by the feds and running the hills to hide with his Russian money??
    Asking for a friend.

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  3. wallacehenrya says:

    Oh ye of little faith……
    From the syllabus, week three:
    * Nordic social democracy; the nightmare of communal values.

    or week seven:
    * Participatory Democracy; the ascension of the Zombie “Takers.”

    One man’s “Dystopian” is another man’s…..

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Being a Senator doesn’t require much of Randy’s time.

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