100 Days of Dignitude

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

The First 100 Days is taking a strange, psychotic toll on the Orange Menace. Hair Führer released his list of self-congratulatory bold accomplishments that are, um, anything but accomplishments and have no detail to indicate why this is important.

Let’s look, shall we?

GETTING GOVERNMENT OUT OF THE WAY: President Donald J. Trump has done more to stop the Government from interfering in the lives of Americans in his first 100 days than any other President in history.

  • President Trump has signed 13 Congressional Review Act (CRA) resolutions in his first 100 days, more than any other President. These resolutions nullified unnecessary regulations and block agencies from reissuing them.

TAKING EXECUTIVE ACTION: In office, President Trump has accomplished more in his first 100 days than any other President since Franklin Roosevelt.

  • President Trump will have signed 30 executive orders during his first 100 days.

A SLEW OF LEGISLATION SIGNED: Despite historic Democrat obstructionism, President Trump has worked with Congress to pass more legislation in his first 100 days than any President since Truman.

  • President Trump has worked with Congress to enact 28 laws during the first 100 days of his Administration.

…and then in each category, he lists the numbers of these things signed or enacted by his predecessors. He doesn’t list what any of his bills signed actually are, or more importantly, what are any of the bills signed by the other presidents. So, you know, The Russian Usurper signing the bill to name “Abie Abraham VA Clinic” is equal to The Kenyan Usurper signing the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. (Hat tip: Oliver Willis)

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5 Responses to 100 Days of Dignitude

  1. So his greatest achievement so far has been writing signatures repeatedly? Sounds about right.

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  2. MDavis says:

    When Obama signed executive orders, was that roundly condemned as overreach by just members of the GOP and parties more extreme, or was Trump personally in on the objections? Just curious, no reason.


  3. Jim says:

    We know he hasn’t signed any “real” legislation because Congress hasn’t passed anything so those 28 bills are all just post office and clinic dedications? Positively Coolidge-like in scope.


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