This Exists

From Larry Page’s flying car, to Rollie, MPS is your personal shopper.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Pupienus Maximus)

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9 Responses to This Exists

  1. Wow, a device that takes the literally easiest thing to cook and manages to cook it in the least desirable method and shape. How will they ever keep them in stock?

    As an aside, I’m always amazed at the ads that have to show people actually flummoxed by things like “stirring” and “not burning the pan”. Could telling people “you seem like an incompetent with disposable income” really be that successful a selling method?

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    • Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

      Too right, I love the way these commercials make mundane tasks look like torture. Oh, damn, frying eggs is so damn hard!


  2. Mr DeBakey says:

    When that egg, or is it them eggs, emerge from the Rollie [didn’t he pitch for the A’s?] the imagery is extremely lewd.
    That is a product Theodore Shoebat would find completely sinful and lust-laden.
    All alone in his room.


  3. w3ski says:

    I watched the accompanying video of Alton Brown actually using this. It took like 17 minutes and really looked disgusting when the product ‘flopped’ out.


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Throw in a little olive oil and that appliance might provide some welcome relief for a testosterone-laden young man. It could be a hit at seminaries, assuming they’re still around.


  5. skinnydennis says:

    Sell more if the called it the Stiffie.


  6. Retiredeng says:

    WTF? Eggs cook in minutes no mater how you er… slice ’em.

    I miss the ShamWow “your gonna love my nuts” guy that tosses gadgets like the Swedish Chef. At least he’s somewhat entertaining.



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