You Say Potato(e), Jim Bakker Says Bucket

Grifters Gotta Grift

Potato-slop maven/grifter Jim Bakker didn’t get the memo that Our Savior, Hair Führer, has killed ISIS dead by saying Radical Islamic Terrorism, and stopped the Sharia from coming to Merika, praise Jeebus, so Bakker is continuing to sell his end-time potato slop buckets because “they are coming here.”

Got that: the Mooselimbs have taken over Europe by having 8 kids per family! (Actually, no.), so buy his’ns potato slops and do yer duty and for the love of sweet baby Jeebus, start pushing out yer 9 babies to defeat ISIS over here.

Try the potatoes!

This entry was posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jim Bakker, Theocrats. Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to You Say Potato(e), Jim Bakker Says Bucket

  1. MDavis says:

    According to the google, Jim Bakker has two kids, so he is clearly not doing his part.

    Like

  2. roket says:

    Jim Bakker’s god is a forgiving god when it comes to Jim Bakker. Ca-Ching.

    Like

  3. Plummet says:

    At $0.27 per serving, how could you go wrong?

    Like

Comments are closed.