One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donnie Dorko?

Bunny Spice

“I’m not firing Sean Spicer, that guy gets great ratings. Everyone tunes in.”

And that, fellow Scissorheads, is why Stupid Spice still has a job.

We learned today what we always suspected: Hair Führer is a devotee of the Boob Tube. Here’s some more take-aways from the WaPo:

  • Trump even likened Spicer’s daily news briefings to a daytime soap opera, noting proudly that his press secretary attracted nearly as many viewers.”
  • Some White House officials… have started tuning into [Petunia & Pals] because they know the president habitually clicks it on after waking near dawn.
  • Foreign diplomats have urged their governments’ leaders to appear on television when they’re stateside as a means of making their case to Trump.
  • On his campaign plane, Trump watched television on full volume — usually Fox News, sometimes CNN — almost constantly, … shushing his aides whenever he himself came on the screen … When Hillary Clinton appeared, he’d similarly quiet his team, often before pointing a finger at the TV and scolding: ‘She’s lying! She’s lying!’
  • Trump is still in touch with Roger Ailes.
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4 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donnie Dorko?

  1. Condi says:

    Psycho killer; qu’est-ce que c’est

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  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    After reading the AP interview, aside from developing a headache, one can only conclude he’s not only delusional but also suffering from the onset of dementia.

    (unintelligible)

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  3. roket says:

    Are those dead bunnies on the floor in that picture?

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Spicy will be around at least until Sweeps Week.

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