Donald Trump is Unintelligible

Watergate vs. Moscowgate

The AP finally released the full transcript of the Russian Usurper’s nutso interview with them, and let’s just say that the phrase “Donald Trump is unintelligible” is this year’s version of the immortal Nixon-era phrase, “The president’s statement is inoperative.”

Anyway, the HuffPo does yeoman’s duty and slogged through the thing. But this is my favorite:

“Never heard of Wikileaks, never heard of it,” he told the AP. “When Wikileaks came out, all I was just saying is, ‘Well, look at all this information here, this is pretty good stuff’… I don’t support or unsupport.”

…immediately following that quote:

And of course another highlight is when he channels his inner Mooselini and starts shooting word salad:

Describing a meeting with Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md.), Trump offered the following word salad:

“Well he said, you’ll be the greatest president in the history of, but you know what, I’ll take that also, but that you could be. But he said, will be the greatest president but I would also accept the other. In other words, if you do your job, but I accept that. Then I watched him interviewed and it was like he never even was here. It’s incredible. I watched him interviewed a week later and it’s like he was never in my office. And you can even say that.”

Trump was talking, sort of, about an encounter he had with Cummings in March. According to Trump, the Maryland Democrat told him he’d be one of the greatest presidents in U.S. history. According to Cummings, that’s not exactly how it went down.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead DistributorCap)

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7 Responses to Donald Trump is Unintelligible

  1. roket says:

    Sarah Palin doesn’t understand your point.


  2. buckobear says:

    I’m not even sure if Caribou Barbie can understand him.
    It makes much more sense if you drink and read every fourth word randomly.


  3. Bruce388 says:

    The scary thing about this, OK, the scariest thing, is Trump may be sincere. He may BELIEVE the stuff that comes out of his mouth. At least the intelligible stuff. The best words.


  4. MDavis says:

    Trump is reminding me of a cartoon character. Really, a particular one. Trump is the real life version of Myron C. Luxor (from Ahhh! Real Monsters) “Its not what, it’s who. And that who is Me! Me, me, me! Dr. Myron C. Luxor Donald J. Trump! That’s T! R-U! M-P! Trump! Courage! Bravery! No fear! That’s me all over! That’s why China isn’t manipulating their currency – any more! That’s why we’re pals!”


  5. Pupienus Maximus says:

    Even where the words could be made out it was still unintelligible.


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