Trump: The Dog Ate My Homework

Trump’s First 100 Days

Hair Führer is trying to get ahead of one of the worst first 100 days in preznintal history, and less anyone forgets, the government is likely to shut down on day 100 if they cannot cut a deal to keep the doors open.

And less anyone forgets…

and one wag on Twitter noted:

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8 Responses to Trump: The Dog Ate My Homework

  1. roket says:

    Yes, I do believe apprentices are allowed 200 days. Presidents just get 100.


  2. tommyspoon says:

    Wait…. Rudy is Trump’s “cyber czar”? Holy hand grenades, Batman! How’d that happen?


    • tengrain says:

      Grift, ‘Spoon. Rudy is paid to be the cyber czar.




      • tommyspoon says:

        But, but, but, he knows NOTHING about cyber security. I mean… (tommyspoon begins to sputter and mumble about denial of service attacks, TCP/IP spoofing, and bagels…)


  3. cat copeland says:

    “Mission ACCOMPLISHED”???? ” I’ve accomplished A LOT in 100 days!!” But who’s counting? Ya know,IF he HAD accomplished anything, he’s be talkin’ about it ad nauseam!! Ridiculous standard, INDEED!! “Oh, wait, this was MY idea!” OOPS!!


  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    Molesting portraits of former first ladies isn’t an accomplishment ya twat.


  5. Bruce388 says:

    Some Trumpian accomplishments: Trips to Mar-a-Lago, aides under FBI investigation for Russian contacts, Trump personally under investigation for Russian contacts, Attorney General recused due to Russian contacts, continuous violation of the emoluments clause, still hiding his tax returns, unlimited nepotism, and the beat goes on.


  6. Oblios_Cap says:

    Rudy is too busy spilling his guts to the FBI to actually work. That’s the rumor, anyway.


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