The Morning Quote

Nothin’ goin’ on around here.

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!):

Asked if he is resigning because of a yet-to-be revealed scandal, Chaffetz said, “Absolutely, positively not.

“Not in any way shape or form,” he said. “I’ve been given more enemas by more people over the last eight years than you can possibly imagine. From the Secret Service to the Democratic Party. I am who I am. If they had something really scandalous, it would’ve come out a long, long time ago.”

My diet resolution is winning by leaps and bounds.

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5 Responses to The Morning Quote

  1. What he fails to mention is that no matter how many enemas he has administered, he still can’t dislodge that 12 pounds of indigestible GOP talking points.

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  2. Condi says:

    Actually, Orrin Hatch DOES have something on Chaffetz.; sure wish he had used it back in the day…

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I always wondered what Mormons do on Saturday night.

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  4. Pupienus Maximus says:

    He has a thing for getting enemas from random people? Scandalous!

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