Divorce, American Style

Alex Jones is Just Misunderstood.

The best lede:

AUSTIN — George Soros super weed, Star Trek lizard people, and partial amnesia caused by a big bowl of Texas chili all made appearances as Alex Jones took the stand for the second day of testimony in the Infowars founder’s custody battle on Thursday.

And all this time I thought I didn’t care for celebrity gossip.

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3 Responses to Divorce, American Style

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Podesta must have spiked his “Tangy Tangerine” virility enhancer with the brown acid.


    • Condi says:

      If only Owsley was still around, we coulda put 150 micrograms in his chili and radically changed his world…


  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    What court would give him custody of a hissing cockroach, much less human children? OK, semi-human.


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