This Exists

…and it only costs $400 and you have to buy the vegetables from them; it’s the K-Cups of Juice!

Except one thing

Yup: Silicon Valley fatcat VCs funded company to design and build a machine to squeeze juice out of a bag. Bagged juice.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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6 Responses to This Exists

  1. Juice boxes just need a straw. Point: juice boxes. Runner-up, Capri-sun. Boxed wine has a spigot and alcohol. Win, boxed wine.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    If I could only find a way to hook this up to the internet, I could market it as an $800 juicer/exercise-device.

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  3. Pissed in NYC says:

    Meanwhile, try starting a small business without the bullshit these VCs love and you get a cold shoulder. I’d like to laugh, but all the money is being sucked up by this sort of thing and denied to someone who just wants to open a fucking store. Ok, rant over. I hate Silicon Valley (and Silicon Alley, too).


  4. Steve-O says:

    120 million invested. Should the JuiceBro work, investors get paid back first. That is my understanding with these things.
    120 million invested. JuiceBro fails miserably due to bad publicity and poor design (I can make the same juice at home with a blender, immersion blender, a bit of cheesecloth and fruits and veggies from local farms for less), investors lose their money.
    I smell a huge scam.


  5. roket says:

    He coulda had a V-8.


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