The Morning Quote

Hello, My Name Is Stupid

Huckabee defends History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O:

“You know there’s three things you can’t do. You can’t spit into the wind, you can’t climb a ladder leaning toward you or kiss a woman leaning away from you.”

“…and I oughta know,” Huckabee didn’t say while looking at his wife, who was leaning way, way, away, flinching.

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7 Responses to The Morning Quote

  1. roket says:

    Commonsense Conservatives are a myth. Rubes do all of those things all the time. Especially if you tell them they can’t do those things.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    You don’t spit into the wind
    You don’t tug on Underpence cape
    You don’t pull the orange mask off the Russian Ranger
    And you don’t mess around with wim.(min)

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Oncle Suga spits/spurtz/sprays into, out of, all around that wind tunnel that passes for an orifice.

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  4. moeman says:

    Does his daughter know not to spit?

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    “…kiss a woman leaning away from you.” And that includes his sister.

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  6. Nora Daly says:

    Seems to me I DO climb a ladder leaning forward! I’m smart enough to not lean backwards!

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  7. paul fredine says:

    actually there a 4 things you don’t do. #4 you don’t raise sons who torture animals.

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