We Bet 5 Quatloos: There Will Be No Tax Code Rewrite

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Only death and taxes are said to be certain.

As Tuesday is the deadline to file your taxes, we note that it’s been 30 years since St. Ronnie started the trickle-down on us, and the Russian Usurper doesn’t have Ronnie’s mandate (Sad!), nor has he unveiled so much as a plan.

And as we saw in the Ryan-Trump take-away-your-healthcare abortion, Mr. Fart of the Deal couldn’t find his way out of a bag with his like-minded waterheads if he had a flashlight, and both hands to operate his Android Phone pre-set to Google Maps. Watching him try to rewrite the Tax Code when he has actual opposition should be pretty stellar entertainment, bigly.

So we bet that the Republicans will muster a corporate tax cut and probably another one for their real bosses (the CEOs), but it will have to go through some arcane reconciliation rule to pass in the dark of night (with amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell doing some hideous voodoo dance) and will not be actually a tax code rewrite.

Also taxes: Over the weekend, hundreds of thousands of protesters took to the streets to demand the release of Trump’s returns, and Trump responded by twitter-twatting:

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2 Responses to We Bet 5 Quatloos: There Will Be No Tax Code Rewrite

  1. Oh, I guess by “tax code rewrite” you mean “something that doesn’t fuck over the average Trump Voter along with the rest of us with a rusty shit-smeared pitchfork for which they’ll definitely need their Obamacare”.

    I’m assuming that the House’s Tax Code Rewrite will be named the “Fuck you Suckers you pay everything for the 0.01% Jerb Creattah Lavish Tongue Bath and Taxpayer Money Giveaway”, and it will pass in a heartbeat if the Freedumb Caucus isn’t too busy masturbating to it to vote.

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  2. A.J. says:

    “Someone should look into who paid for the small organized rallies yesterday. The election is over!”

    Said the guy who never forgets to tell us. Tell us again about the greatest win and largest electoral college win – Evar!

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