Pence Ain’t No Seoul Man

I’m reminded of the last time Mike Pence went to a war zone…

Mike Pence was in a war zone once before. Never found the pot of gold.

and went shopping.

Anyway, Pence went to the DMZ zone and whipped it out:

“But the era of strategic patience is over,” he declared. “President Trump has made it clear that the patience of the United States and our allies in this region has run out and we want to see change. We want to see North Korea abandon its reckless path of the development of nuclear weapons, and also its continual use and testing of ballistic missiles is unacceptable.”

Pence described a failed missile test  as provocation, but the White House said it did not see a need for a U.S. response, because the test was a failure, bigly.  Losers. We’re not sure why Hair Führer sent Pence there, so maybe the shopping was better than in Iraq?

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8 Responses to Pence Ain’t No Seoul Man

  1. Steve-O says:

    Taliban Mike scares me. Trump is a bloviating smug asshat with the attention span of a dog in a biscuit factory, but Taliban Mike is a true believer. His vision of America is Saudi Arabia complete with Religious police, just Christian instead of Muslim. That he is this close to the seat of power makes me worry. Waving his dick at North Korea is just a (bitter) taste.

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    • tengrain says:

      Yeah, Pence is a threat and would not hesitate even for an instant to replace our democracy with a theocracy if he could.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • Bruce388 says:

        UnderPence wasn’t an effective governor and he’d be an ineffective president. This Bible thumper was on his way to getting his righteous ass kicked in his re-election campaign. In Indiana. Not a hotbed of liberal activism.

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  2. HarpoSnarx says:

    Underpence shouldn’t be so confident that he and FrauMuther will get a spot in the secure bunker. After the Imperial family queues up, it’ll look like the stateroom scene in “A Night at the Opera.”

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    • Kandace says:

      You had me at Underpence. Fraumuther was the dessert.

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    • Karla says:

      You win the internets today. I’m replaying that scene in my head, with all the faces of the kooks from today’s white house.

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    • tengrain says:

      Underpence! – Oh, sweet Jeebus, thank you for that!

      Rgds,

      TG
      (who is wiping a tear from his eye after laughing!)

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      • Sirius Lunacy says:

        Ubertrump and Underpence? Now we just need a gif with Trump driving his rideshare Mecedes and Pence in red underpants and a blue cape.

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