Happy Hour News Briefs
Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophetess Cindy ‘Harvest the Jews’ Jacobs has, um, another one of her patented, unprovable prophecies to prophesizel (is too a verb!):
As I was in prayer early this the morning, I felt strongly that we need to pray against a jihad car attack in the US. Pray especially for Washington, D.C., and other major cities.
And when it doesn’t happen, woot-woot! Another victory for Cindy!
In addition, let’s pray for protection for the White House and President Trump.
Oh, I have a prayer for Hair Führer… essentially I wish for him everything he’s ever wished for me.
Please join me and let’s all put our Shields Up!
Remember the people who were putting a prayer force field around the White House on inauguration day? Yeah, she was one of ’em.