Today in Crime Fighting Plumber News

The U.S. Lab for Bad Policy

Scissorhead TexBetsy sends us this vitally important breaking news from America’s Lab for Bad Policy:

Condom-clogged pipe leads to prostitution bust at massage parlor, Austin police say

Austin police said they uncovered a prostitution ring at a Northwest Austin massage parlor after a waste pipe at the business became clogged and destroyed by hundreds of condoms, according to an arrest affidavit filed on Tuesday.

But the quote of the day must be:

“I was like, ‘you’ve got to be kidding me,’” he said. “It’s not the normal tip you would get, or lead you would get on a place committing criminal activity, but it happened, so that helped us out.”

“Normal tip”!!!

But wait! It gets better:

Investigators identified the owners of the business as a woman named Juan Wang and her husband, Joseph Emery.

 Oh, my.

On the positive side: they were using condoms. There’s that.


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2 Responses to Today in Crime Fighting Plumber News

  1. Ah — but this wasn’t a clue (from the Austin Statesman):

    Two days before officers received the tip relating to the clogged pipe, Wang was stopped by security at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport with $30,000 in cash wrapped up in several duct-taped bundles, the document said.

    She told police she had saved the money for a medical procedure in China, and that the money came from Jade Massage, the affidavit said.

    According to the document, Wang estimated that she made about $20,000 there each year.


  2. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy Ten!

    I jus’ gotsta weigh in here with my expertise born from working in the sex health industry — STD and HIV clinics! The pro-tip here is to tie a knot in the end of the condemn so that it does fill with water and clog the toilet. I’m sure ol’ Joe Emery will have lots of time to not only practice in prison but contemplate the error of his ways.



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