Scissorhead TexBetsy sends us this vitally important breaking news from America’s Lab for Bad Policy:
Austin police said they uncovered a prostitution ring at a Northwest Austin massage parlor after a waste pipe at the business became clogged and destroyed by hundreds of condoms, according to an arrest affidavit filed on Tuesday.
But the quote of the day must be:
“I was like, ‘you’ve got to be kidding me,’” he said. “It’s not the normal tip you would get, or lead you would get on a place committing criminal activity, but it happened, so that helped us out.”
But wait! It gets better:
Investigators identified the owners of the business as a woman named Juan Wang and her husband, Joseph Emery.
On the positive side: they were using condoms. There’s that.