News That Will Drive You To Drink

Hey, you know what? It’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Coach Dave! Let’s see what this common man of the people has to say about the issues of the day:

So I guess he’s a Spicy fanboi?

Sort of lays bare the lie about the Religious Right loving the Jews and supporting Israel, now doesn’t it? The Xristian Xrazies only love Israel as a means to and end: they want it so that when they nudie Rapture up to Hebbin and look down upon the rest of us with grim satisfaction as sweet baby Jeebus slays their enemies.

The End.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    It appears that their value as a scapegoat is starting to outweigh their value as a means to an end.


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Passover 2017: How is this night different from all others?
    It’s not, right-wingers have always been antisemitic.

    On a serious note, why do these fuckers even bother? Why can’t they admit that they worship greed and fear? Why even bother with that book that the ancient Hebrews wrote?


  3. Infidel753 says:

    Fighting over their imaginary friend again…..Why is he so shrill and agitated? It’s not persuasive and it certainly doesn’t suggest firm conviction.


  4. paul fredine says:

    if he’s an example of what’s ‘holy and righteous’, i’ll pass.


  5. tommyspoon says:

    You know, we don’t have to keep checking in on Dave. He seems to be wrapped up snug and warm with his intolerance.


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