Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid Is Served

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This WaPo lead paragraph proves that there are no editors any more:

“I think Donald Trump became president of the United States last night,” declared Fareed Zakaria on CNN, after firing of 59 missiles at a Syrian military airfield late Thursday night.

…and how Fareed Zakaria got 59 missiles remains a mystery.

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10 Responses to Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid Is Served

  1. Retiredeng says:

    I think Zakaria has been smoking fresh bull droppings again.

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    • tengrain says:

      The article is supposed to be about our credulous media looking for a way to breathlessly declare that Hair Führer is acting preznintial, but I couldn’t get past the lead graf.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  2. w3ski says:

    As I understand the number count, they did fire 59 but only 50 worked. Sounds like the residents attendance numbers to me.
    w3ski

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  3. Mr DeBakey says:

    I’m convinced that in another dimension 59 missiles were fired at Syria, thus proving Mr Z correct.

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  4. To be fair, if you were a WaPo line editor these days, wouldn’t your day be pretty much like this?

    1) Wake up
    2) start the coffee maker
    3) Yawn, let the dogs into the yard
    4) Pick up newspaper,
    5) Sip some coffee
    6) read the front page
    7) Start Screaming “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….”
    [continue for 8 hours or so]
    “….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
    8) Stumble through the front door at 7PM
    9) pound 5 martinis
    10) fall into bed exhausted and hoarse at the end of the day.

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  5. Sooner or later, and preferably sooner, the American teevee media will stop their Trump tongue-baths and realize they’ve been had. The air strike took out a deserted airfield, fer crissakes!

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    • Oh fear not…the Great American Liberal Media will realize they’ve been had, and turn into fierce persecutors of power…just as soon as another Democrat is elected into the White House.

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    • Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

      So what? There were plenty of splodey-splosions to show on the TeeVee Machine. I just hope that the beauty of our weapons guides Brian Williams’ ass to Syria.

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  6. Rich says:

    I think this edit is the better and intended rewrite of the MIA editors with placement of a comma after the word ‘declared’ the most strategic modification: Fareed Zakaria fired 59 missiles at a Syrian military airfield late Thursday night on CNN and then declared, “I think Donald Trump became president of the United States last night.”

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