He Seems Nice

Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks wants the ‘mos to return the rainbow to sweet baby Jeebus, from whom they stole it after his dad tried to drown everyone in His bathtub to prove that He loves us (or sumpin’?):

Stealing the rainbow from gawd is just about the most badass thing I’ve ever heard.

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10 Responses to He Seems Nice

  1. Prometheus, hold my beer and watch this.

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  2. Steve-O says:

    Time to fly it higher. You be you, my brothers and sisters of the gay community. This is one straight guy that does support you.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    When does he want to go after the left-handers?

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  4. roket says:

    Note to Rev. Fishsticks: The Pagans want their holidays back.

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    • ROFL, theres some god-botherer in England on the warpath over Cadbury calling their holiday candies ‘Cadbury Eggs‘ , and is wailing and moaning about how it’s defiling the deeply significant religious celebration of Eostre Zombie Jeebus by not explicitly calling the ancient pagan custom of exchanging eggs as a symbol of springtime rebirth and fertility after ‘Easter’.

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  5. Retiredeng says:

    This takes chasing rainbows to a whole nuther level.

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  6. Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, that level of butthurt means you’re doing it wrong. For the love of god buy some KY!

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  7. C Montgomery Burns says:

    The Others beg do differ my dear….Rev.

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  8. paul fredine says:

    next, he’ll go after ‘reading rainbow’ for promoting godless education and skittles for being heathen, demonic sugar pills that lead people down the path of evil. and don’t get him started on unicorn farts.

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  9. Pupienus Maximus says:

    You can have your rainbow when you pry it from my cold dead hands, Miss Brianna.

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