News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal One-L was on the wireless device talking mooselimbs conspiracies again:

“For instance, here in Minnesota, public schools serve ‘halal’ food, Islamic Sharia-compliant food in our local cafeterias and public schools, I mean, can you imagine if Baptist kids came in and said, ‘We want accommodation’ or Catholic kids said, ‘We want accommodation.’ Are you kidding? They’d be drummed out of the schools and called bigots and racists.”

I’m far from an expert on these things, but if the Jewish kid eats kosher, then the Muslim kid can eat halal, and as for the Baptist kid, anything fried will do.

Please join me as we now must recite the rules from the MPS Laws of Spitballing: She who stirs the shit pot must lick the spoon. Them’s the rules, One-L.

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    One-L is so dumb she can’t find a restaurant that serves fish on Friday.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    When I was in school I could always count on the cafeteria serving fish sticks on Friday.

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  3. jaf48 says:

    Gawd I hated Mrs. Paul and those greasy sticks.

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  4. Sean666 says:

    How is it that this brilliant mind didn’t land a big job in the new administration. She seems their type. Crazy pathological liar….

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