Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Why it seems like only the other day that our preznint of vice, Mike Pence, was scolding all of us away from playing slap-and-tickle when you are left alone for even a moment with a member of opposite sex, because The Skirts caused us all to be kicked out of Eden. And his guardian? Playing slap-and-tickle:

First on CNN: Secret Service agent on VP’s detail caught after meeting with prostitute at Maryland hotel

I guess if you spend all day, every day, next to salt peter in human form Mike Pence, you would explode, too.

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3 Responses to Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

  1. roket says:

    Shorter Mike Pence: “What goes on in the locker room, and related areas, is none of my business. However, ladybits is a completely different subject. I could talk about that all day.”


  2. RobGinChicago says:

    That small town must be very popular with the Secret Service.


  3. Bruce388 says:

    After guarding Pence the man was starved for human contact.


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