Happy Hour News Briefs

News That Will Drive You To Drink

GOPer attempts to win over women.

Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks heaps praise on Fat Termite Mike Pence’s incredible sexism, you know, how he won’t be left alone with any (and thus denies them the same opportunities to advance in his office):

For this, he has been lampooned, ridiculed, and mocked by a virtually unanimous cacophony of voices on the left, who are scandalized at what they perceive to be a Neanderthal-like sexism. The Atlantic says his practice “hurts women,” and Vox, if you can believe it, tries to argue it’s “clearly illegal.” His treatment of women has been scorned as little different than Sharia law (which is an odd criticism, considering that the left has had a blindly obsessive love affair with all things Islamic for virtually this entire century). 

Of course, the comparison to Sharia law is ludicrous in the extreme. Under Sharia law, wives are little more than chattel who can, with Allah’s blessing, be beaten literally into submission. Karen Pence, in stark contrast, is Mike Pence’s queen, a woman who is honored, loved, and served by her husband. 

In all this braying from women on the left, I wonder if down underneath all that contempt is a secret jealousy for what Karen Pence has that they don’t. I wonder how many of them, when alone with their thoughts, wish they had a man in their lives who was so unreservedly devoted to them and to their marriage. Sadly, people are often contemptuous of what they do not and cannot have. 

“Sadly, people are often contemptuous of what they do not and cannot have.” — Projection, how does it work?

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9 Responses to Happy Hour News Briefs

  1. roket says:

    I need proof that Mike doesn’t beat his wife and has never committed adultery in his heart or lusted after other womens. Original certificates. No copies please.

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  2. JTO says:

    Fishstick’s density is also his greatest strength. It is impenetrable, non-degradeable and rust free. It is completely opaque, and hermetically sealed. Occassionally, it gives off signals like a stupid, stupid star.

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  3. A.J. says:

    “I wonder how many of them….wish they had a man in their lives who was so unreservedly devoted to them and to their marriage.”

    You mean like all three of Trump’s wives….? Just askin’….

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  4. Condi says:

    Think we’re all blowing smoke up the wrong skirt; dollars to doughnuts Pence is so deep in the closet he can’t {Thank you, Sweet Jebus!} find his ass with both hands.

    But he does know what repels him…

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  5. Oblios_Cap says:

    Huh. Being a leftie, you would think I would know if I had a blindly obsessive love affair with all things Islamic for virtually this entire century – all 17 years of it. I guess not condemning it is the same as an obsessive love affair to this idiot.

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