The Majesty of the Office

Our Preznint, in action:

He arranges for the press to view him signing executive orders, pulls in the people for a photo-op, and forgets to sign the damn things. Mike ‘Fat Termite’ Pence grabs the folders and chases The Russian Usurper down, and we are told the orders were later signed, in private.

Presumably in crayon? Sure.

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10 Responses to The Majesty of the Office

  1. RobGinChicago says:

    Blob the Builder was angry that someone in the photo taking gallery was trying to ask him questions about President Putin, so he took his toys and went home. He appears to be ready to snap. Keep up the pressure! When he finally blows, it will be both frightening and highly entertaining.


  2. roket says:

    Snowflake Dives for Bunker


  3. w3ski says:

    And they call us liberals “snowflakes”? They got that wrong, Cheetolini melts in a warm breeze!. Watch Pense’s eyes go to the floor with embarrassment at Cheetolini’s outburst. Like he was thinking “Not again”.
    We do have a bratty toddler for resident.


  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Actually he had to take a Pootie before his seams split.


  5. MDavis says:

    He gave all the reporters that thumb’s up, too. Isn’t that German for flipping the bird? This might explain why he does that so much.


  6. HarpoSnarx says:

    I swear I saw low-grade GLARES! I can’t wait to see until the President* shoves Spicey off the walk like Nixon did to Ziegler. Have we hit one hundred days yet?


  7. Bruce388 says:

    Judge Wapner’s show was about to come on.


  8. paul fredine says:

    couldn’t stand the heat. leaving the kitchen. more press bans for those damned fake media coming soon. ‘sad’.


  9. paul fredine says:

    pence idn’t ‘grab’, he was sent to fetch, obedient lap dog that he is. just don’t drool on the carpet. i hope he got a treat when all was said and done.


  10. Osirisopto says:

    Needs more “very”



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